My Work-in-Progress: Par for China

March 5 08

My favorite Shanghaiist comment of the day

#1 Why you get so mad? It like, say you advertise veal at your restaurant and someone says "hey I think this is pork really not veal" and then you go like crazy person saying "You stupid bitch dwarf! You don't know pork and veal! You shut up!" And then you shake your big knife and say "You get out of here!" You could have instead say "No, lady, you mistaken, this #1 for sure excellent veal, no pork." But you don't do that, you go crazy. So you know what I smell? PORK!

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